I've witnessed the most rude thing someone could have done at 5 AM today. I really wanted to go up to her and say some very naughty things because it was crap.

But first, lets rewind and catch up everyone about me (cause who doesn't like talking about me).

Rule 1: I hate losing
Rule 2: I normally get what I want some way or another
Rule 3: I don't deal well with stupid people

SO, with my 4 rules in hand, I went out at 4 freaking AM to get a 22" LCD monitor at either Best Buy (who had the Westinghouse for $199.00) or Circuit City (who had a Samsung for $279.99). These monitors normally cost about $500.00 and as my coworkers know, I really want one.

SO I wake up and spend some quality time with my mom and wait in line in an attempt to get some 22's for myself. (yes I was going to cheat and have my mom pick up one and pay her back so I could have 2 22's if it was possible). However, I was thwarted by this woman who takes FOUR! What the fuck (sorry, the f-bomb has to be used). It is a Limit 1 item. Do people understand the term 1. UNO, SINGLE, MONO.

Not only did I not get a single 22's, this woman was taunting me with 4 of them. So I pop over and ask a manager about this and get the response of "She claims she has 4 people in line waiting for a laptop".

Lets get this straight, they can't bring the monitors in line with them too? They aren't CRT boxes, while big ass LCD monitors, the boxes aren't that big that you can't bring them with you. More so to the point, the manager knows she is hoarding them. For all you know the woman is having her husband buy 1, leave, buy another, leave, and repeat until they are down to two. And I know magically all those phatty monitors now are on Ebay without a shadow of a doubt.

My mom witnessed me fume for literally 5 hours after that (and I'm still pissed). Two of my friends got, in my opinion, a very funny, yet pointed text message about this woman and what should happen.

Switching to Circuit City ... in their infinitive wisdom, they only had 3 22" LCDs which were gone before I even got there. While they suck for not having enough supplies ... wait, they still suck. I think I've gotten 1 thing ever from them.

God this sucks.